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Sexual Seduction

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

Let Roadkill do the talking… Instead of opening your mouth just say it across your chest with these funny t-shirts!

NYMPHOMANIAC TREATMENT CENTER STAFF T-SHIRT

I JUST CAME HERE TO DRINK AND FUCK...AND I'M ABOUT DONE DRINKING T-SHIRT

ONE NIGHT STAND T-SHIRT

SPOONING MY LEAD TO FORKING T-SHIRT

PITCHIN A TENT T-SHIRT

WANTED-MEANINGFUL OVERNIGHT RELATIONSHIP T-SHIRT

Memorial Day Weekend

Friday, May 28th, 2010

This weekend put on your favorite funny t-shirt, grab a beer, sit by the pool & thank a Military person for their service!

I AM ONE OF THE 45 MILLION AMERICANS THAT DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK! T-Shirt

AMERICA WE DON'T REDISTRIBUTE WEALTH WE EARN IT T-SHIRT I AM THE FUTURE OF AMERICA. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID T-Shirt

I WANT YOU TO SPEAK ENGLISH T-SHIRT

AMERICA F*CK YEAH T-SHIRT

Thirsty Thursday

Thursday, May 27th, 2010

Put on your drinkin’ shirt & grab a beer tonight!

FLIP CUP CHAMPION T-SHIRT

IF YOU TAP IT, THEY WILL COME T Shirt

I'M STILL DRUNK FROM LAST NIGHT T-SHIRT

Politically IN-Correct

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

Whether you’re a right-winger or a left-winger Roadkill T-shirts has a funny t shirt for every view!

I'M SMARTER THAN THE PRESIDENT T-Shirt

DEMOCRATS MAKE BETTER LOVERS, WHO EVER HEARD OF A GREAT PIECE OF ELEPHANT? T-Shirt

ALREADY AGAINST THE NEXT WAR T-SHIRT

SOMEWHERE IN KENYA A VILLAGE IS MISSING THEIR IDIOT T-SHIRT

Happy Birthday

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

to all of our Roadkill fans! Be sure to wear this funny t-shirt on your birthday!
BLOW ME IT'S MY BIRTHDAY FUNNY T-SHIRT

As Seen On…

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

TV… or a movie! Find these funny t-shirts at Roadkill T-Shirts!

WHAT WOULD MACGYVER DO T-SHIRT

SAVE FERRIS T-Shirt

PADDLE FASTER I HEAR BANJOS T-SHIRT

VANDELAY INDUSTRIES AN IMPORT EXPORT COMPANY LATEX PRODUCTS T-SHIRT

HEEEEY YOU'RE GAY! T-Shirt

Christmas $$ burnin’ a hole in your pocket?

Sunday, December 27th, 2009

So now that you’ve got all the extra Christmas cash from family & friends let Roadkill T-Shirts suggest a few ways to spend it…

AA DROPOUT - AA DROPOUT T-SHIRT

ALL TIME POKER - ALL-TIME POKER CHAMPION I'LL OWN YOU AND YOUR MOM T-SHIRT

MEAT CANDY - BACON IS MEAT CANDY T-SHIRT

BUY THINGS - BUY ME THINGS AND I'LL BE NICER T-SHIRT

CHUBBS - CHUBBS PETERSON GOLF LEGEND IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS T-SHIRT

CHUBBY - CHUBBY GUYS CUDDLE BETTER T-SHIRT

NEED SEX - I DON'T NEED SEX THE GOVERNMENT FUCKS ME EVERY DAY T-SHIRT

SNUGGIE - I'D RATHER BE WEARING MY SNUGGIE T-SHIRT

TROPHY BOYFRIEND - TROPHY BOYFRIEND T-SHIRT

Just a few funny tee suggestions

On the 12th day of Christmas…

Thursday, December 24th, 2009

Roadkill gave me to me… a nice package tee!

XMAS PACKAGE - NICE PACKAGE T-SHIRT

Be sure to check the site out today for your funny tees! Buy 3 get 6 FREE only today & tomorrow! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU FROM ROADKILL T-SHIRTS!

On the 11th day of Christmas…

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Roadkill gave me to me… a frosty tee!

FROSTY - I MELTED FROSTY  T-Shirt

Only one more day of funny Christmas tees!

On the 10th day of Christmas…

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Roadkill gave me to me… a I kissed Santa tee!

PS 0628 KISSED SANTA_RK - I KISSED SANTA T-SHIRT

Only 2 more days of funny holiday tees!